Social Motivators: Public Emergence Transmission Abusers (Ahem…PETA)

Here's to you PETA.

I've seen some ridiculous ads. Believe me, celebrity endorsements aren't an uncommon thing. But at some point you just have to say, "Enough is enough!"

I can forgive them their misgivings that people are absolutely okay being half naked, wrapped in shrink wrap, in 27 degree Celsius weather, and covered in stuff.

And perhaps they thought that women also enjoy sitting out on a pier in the middle of the day, in snakeskin body paint, while some six year old girl is busy laughing her head off.

Perhaps they don't see the irony in their treating women like meat to show people not to treat animals like meat (or whatever it is they're trying to do). But seriously, how could you be so mean to children?

I can't believe you'd do this! It's like telling children that the tooth fairy is real. (It's actually much more useless than the tooth fairy but whatever.) Giving hope to children should be illegal all over the internet! On the other hand, I completely condone what they made this young girl do.

Hurray for blasphemy and destroying the innocent reputation of children everywhere.

Resources:
Alicia Silverstone is a Vegetarian.
Half-naked interns getting baked. In Seran wrap.
Not-so-sexy naked snake lady attracts weird looks in St. Petersburg.
Sea-Kittens don't really live in the sea. They aren't kittens either.